Who's Spartacus?

Anyone know? Just out of interest.

The real Spartacus was a freeborn provincial from Thrace, who may have served as an auxiliary in the Roman army in Macedonia. He deserted the army, was outlawed, captured, sold into slavery, and trained at the gladiatorial school of Batiatus in Capua.

I'm Spartacus

Cheers for that xrh

danni are you really, really sure? cos once it starts

it never stops !

Well its better than the obvious!

Oh bugger, I'm goint get nailed for this

yup

Well at least no one pointed any fingers!
However, there are a load of Roman chariots going round the town centre. There's at least CCCLXXVIII of em. All on't wrong side of the road.

I believe the police helicopter has been hovering over Whelley area looking for a legion

kurt douglas senior is spartacus

I'm spartacus

Think he died when he was 38.

kirk douglas, who else??

Me is Spartacus

Sorry if I’m too late with this. I haven’t read the other fourteen responses.

The original Spartacus who died c.71 BC, was a Thracian slave and gladiator. He led a revolt against Rome in 73, but was eventually defeated by Crassus in 71 and crucified.

No, it wasn’t in my head. I got it in a flash from Oxford-2003.

I am SpartacusI just had to

jerry, and all other posters, this was intended as a daft line of thought.

I posted it after mentioning Spartacus on another thread. I actually hoped that the world and his wife would have replied with the same admission. "I'm Spartacus"

Or even "I'm Brian and so's my wife"

Looking back, it could appear that one thread was set up to ridicule another.

This was certainly not the intention. Being relatively new at this game, I am now more wiser.

Simultaneous postings can obviously go out of sync. I sincerely hope no offence was caused to anyone.

Having said that I am still no wiser as to who the bugger is

I deny all knowledge of this miscreant

Don't know but he was last seen looking at sandals in Wynsors

the uk is badly in need of "A SPARTACUS"

Sorry, can't fathom the wavelength to this wriggling thread.

steady as she goes jerry mi lad.

I saw the Movie and enjoyed It,I thought not was a Good movie."I,m Not Sparatcus"

There is some information about the historical figure, Spartacus, on wikipedia.

The photograph of his statue made me giggle immaturely - they should leaf him alone!

I haven't taken any offence, Dostaf.

So th'owd lad wasn't hung out by the roadside "the body of Spartacus wasn't found".

Cheers jo anne

Spartacus lives in Lazytown. Sorry I work in a pre school.

Isn't that Sportacus andreaj.
pay attention at the back

pmsl

Does Spartacus have a NI number.

or a tax code?

Hes on sick,got held up somewhere he said

Nailed with tacks apparently.

He asked me for my manicure set,said he was doing summut with his nails

did the hammer slip again?

Knock knock.

who's there?

Eh? Oh don't mind me I've just found someone claiming to be Spartacus.
Well, what did you expect.

dostaf he doesn't play for Wigan,If he did maybe they would win more Games.

Don't say that keno. He's been hanging around for ages and is certainly not match fit. He's good at running away from the posts, but reluctant to put one between the sticks. This comes from a previous traumatic experience.

dostaf He did have a Cross to Bear you know.
Thats what slowed him down a bit ,now he Is just as good as the other Players,or should I say non players.

My little boy (3yrs) says that he is Spartacus.

I heard Dave Spikey ( Phoenix Nights ) telling a story once...everyone knows Kirk Douglas has a son Michael but he also has another son John (? ) Douglas who is a famous stand-up comedian in the USA.
John was doing a show in London and American humour being what it is, he was dying the death on stage ! Eventually, in frustration at the lack of response to his jokes, he jumped up and shouted , "Do you know who I am ? I'm Kirk Douglas's son!
All went quiet, then a voice from the back of the theatre shouted, "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son! " The another stood to his feet, "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!"
By the time half the audience were stood up and shouting at him, the poor American had to be led from the stage.
BRITISH wit at it's best.

ODINS CHILD IS SPARTACUS ..HE,S BEEN EVERYTHING ELSE

bluesfan is the latest.

The latest person to claim the Spartacus mantle that is.

Gets the Kirk Douglas cornish if proved right.

ohhhhhhhh gowon then... I'm Spartacus.... Love Kirk Douglas though...... Michael Douglas isnt a patch on his father... Kirk sexy... Michael smutty...

Wasn't he from here?

No

After fight meal from Spar

He's Spartacus who ever reads the next

I hope the cutlery was clean for them. They look like a nowty lot.

I'm Brian, and so's my Wife

Dostaf:It's you all along and you've had them all claiming that they are

Not me terry.

Have they caught him/her yet?

wheres the dummy ?

gosh another old thread

that does remind me of someone on here

Just googled Pauline Calfe and they sent this

Jim's wife so it is/was

he inhaled too quick.

or should i say a lummox on here

That's yer man, so it is

its getting far to exciting for me, im off out, i do hope know one comes looking for me,

pinocchio comes to mind

Posted by: walshy76 (7114)

its getting far to exciting for me, im off out, i do hope know one comes looking for me,

pinocchio comes to mind

Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:48





Walshy, you seem to be suggesting that you have been threatened. Is this the case?

Posted by: walshy76 (7114)

lol@ena

dont forget as well, if you upset him to much he will find your address and come knocking on your door

Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 13:07
Last edited by walshy76: 8th Jul 2012 at 13:12:44

And


Posted by: walshy76 (7114)

never mind,rest of the gang, will be along later, then you can have a mummy cuddle mester

no wonder

expect complaints

edited, dont want the leader of the gang finding my address and coming knocking on my door

probably something else he'll try and deny

Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:06
Last edited by walshy76: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:26:32


Both from here

word has it

Naughty Mache.

It is a serious suggestion/implication though.

From: d*ck head <walsh7676@yahoo.co.uk>
To: dumb Killer <legion60@live.co.uk>
Sent: Wednesday, 28 April 2010, 20:22
Subject: passing info

i am going to spread lies about you that you threatened to come to my door and beat me up im going to say that you have a big belly and are a baldie, i no people will beleive me

You Spoon MURDERER!

Shurrup, or they'll never land.

Ah...You want the flies to play you a tune! Are they small spoons, or do the flies have really big knees?

are they hanging from the landing light

I bet there's not half been some googling.

None here...drama ensues with Ashley turning into a vagrant and then being bullied. Can't even see down that new bride's top.

Fly me to the spoon

Landing light.

Gerroff.

When did you last see a tractor in Emmerdale?

and what happened to the malt shovel ?

Another bloody Tesco express, no doubt.

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Posted by: walshy76 (7114)

its getting far to exciting for me, im off out, i do hope know one comes looking for me,

pinocchio comes to mind

Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:48





Walshy, you seem to be suggesting that you have been threatened. Is this the case?


Replied: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:49
Last edited by dostaf: 8th Jul 2012 at 15:54:50
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So whats your point mac

Walshy, my point is that you are implying that you have been threatened.

Furthermore, I an not Mac, as you well know.

Are you suggesting I have threatened you?

I have afforded the courtesy of addressing you with your username to avoid confusion. I suggest you try doing the same.

Sorry I must have got mixed up

Where have I suggested that

I have afforded the courtesy of addressing you

I like that but how much did it cost

Fair enough, Walshy.

i like sausages

i couldnt eat as many as a big lad though

Puncture with fork?

puncture a big lad, rather you than me

Child's play

im glad your happy now your mates come along

Verboten

We'll I'm not putting Ainsley on.

go on, show your mate

More digging

excellent photo

thats one way to get your number of postings up

Worm charming.

Damn, I misread the description.

i like bacon, couldnt eat as much as a big lad though

Bits get stuck in me teeth.

bits off a big lad

and are a baldie

but you are

Didn't Kirk Douglas play him

Like a fiddle, Erin. Like a fiddle.

You also turning into a Boswell, Mac?

It's catching, son. It's catching.

HAHAHA....just spotted that.

I've just done another on the Barber thread.

Sparticus was in Waterstones window today, honest

Was he SHOUTING?
Oh, that was SPARTA!

Less messy than in the fillum.

Its on Pick TV ,Freeview ch11 fri & Sat nights was first shown on Sky.

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,

YOU SWINE, MACHE!

WASSUP

August explanation

i'm spartacus

There's a lot about

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